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  King Alfred tagged me

Found the fun thing on The Bitter Scroll, and while I don't know if my dear fellow king had a specific Charles in mind, I jumped at the occasion.

I am: Charles king of the Franks, (Imperator Romanum gubernans Imperium, too, but only in official documents).
I want: to Christianise all Saxons (well, I want them to pay taxes as well, but don't tell Eginhard).
I wish: that damn Widukind would submit already (I'm tired of building bridges across the wrong river).
I hate: wearing posh clothes (what's wrong with plain tunics, sheepskin cloaks and decent boots?)
I miss: my nephew Roland (and don't get me started about that thing with my sister).
I fear: my son will turn out a whimp (smashing chess boards isn't a sign of a future king but of a spoiled brat).
I hear: that drunken Englishman singing in the courtyard (Alcuin, keep the tone at least)
I wonder: who left those traces in the snow leading to Eginhard's quarter (and female traces, too).
I regret: having released Audgeir of Danemark (now he's harrassing Egberth bretanwealda of England, despite their former friendship).
I am not: a white bearded 200 year old grandpa however majestic looking (and the fact I can still chop bloody pagans into pieces doesn't make up for it).
I dance: but only after enough mead (hehe, filched that one from Alfred).
I sing: sometimes, when riding through the spring rain (no, there's no source, documentary or other, for that).
I cry: according to some sources a lot (but it isn't true).
I made: that bastard Tassilo crawl before me (and sent him off to a monastery - I admit I had some fun there, and it's a good example for a certain Renaud).
I am not always: building new churches and castles (sometimes I'm destroying others' castles).
I write: not very well (there's none but me who can read the scrabble).
I confuse: German and French tongues sometimes (after too much mead).
I need: more educated monks (also filched from Alfred, us kings tend to have the same problems).
I should: travel to Constantinople (and give the Emperor a demonstration what my knights can do).
I start: too many affairs with concubines (geez, I can't even remember the names of all of them, or their kids).
I finish: building the bathes at Aquisgranum (the official versions prefer to mention the church, though).
I tag: Memnon, Olympias, William Marshal, and King Edward II of England (and if Isabella or Hugh Despenser want to join, the more fun).

I admit, this is a mix of the historical Charlemagne, some legends and especially motives from chansons de geste .

Here is a list with links to other blogs who did the meme.
Great stuff, Gabriele! Edward II is mulling over his answers and will respond shortly. :)
So will Isabella or Hugh, once they quit fighting over who gets to go and once their scribe gets her stuff together.
Ditto for Memnon :)
Thanks everyone for playing along.
Nice. You did my own joke better than I did! :-P
Wow, that's impressive, G. I'm constantly astonished at your historical acumen. Every time I visit, I learn something new.

Way to go!
King Alfred,
thank you. That meme spreads; I think I'll collect the links to all those interesting and fun posts on other blogs in a few days.

Charlemagne and his representation in Medieaval literature is the subject of my - mostly neglected - PhD, so I had some fun with that meme. Some of the replies are taken from epics though, not what history we know about him. I'll disentangle it in a few days. I had hoped some of my readers would try to give it a go but I'm obviously the only specialist on Charlemagne here. :)
William Marshal's scribe having just returned from a dart's match and now catching up on a backlog of sundry parchments including the day job, will answer as soon as poss!
This is a terrific idea - and very interesting!!!
Lo Sam, you can have Iskander play along. :)

His mother will join soon.
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The Lost Fort is a travel journal and history blog based on my travels in Germany, the UK, Scandinavia, and other places. It includes essays on Roman and Mediaeval history, as well as some geology, illustrated with photos of old castles and churches, Roman remains, and beautiful landscapes.

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I'm a blogger from Germany with a MA in Literature and History which doesn't pay my bills, so I use it to research blogposts instead. I'm interested in everything Roman and Mediaeval, avid reader and sometimes writer, opera enthusiast, traveller with a liking for foreign languages and odd rocks, photographer, and tea aficionado. And an old-fashioned blogger who hasn't yet gotten an Instagram account. :-)


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